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 Her scream silenced the rowdy teenagers.

The group quickly understood that toxic waste was the most effective barrier to use against the zombies.

His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm.

The llama couldn't resist trying the lemonade.

The door slammed on the watermelon.

So long and thanks for the fish.

The white water rafting trip was suddenly halted by the unexpected brick wall.

All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea how much she would hate it.

The child’s favorite Christmas gift was the large box her father’s lawnmower came in.

Watching the geriatric men’s softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball.

Thigh-high in the water, the fisherman’s hope for dinner soon turned to despair.

Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about?

Facing his greatest fear, he ate his first marshmallow.

I was starting to worry that my pet turtle could tell what I was thinking.

He waited for the stop sign to turn to a go sign.

The sun had set and so had his dreams.

Today I bought a raincoat and wore it on a sunny day.

It didn't take long for Gary to detect the robbers were amateurs.

I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldn’t be any different to what my nickname was.

Jason didn’t understand why his parents wouldn’t let him sell his little sister at the garage sale.

Pat ordered a ghost pepper pie.

8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head.

He loved eating his bananas in hot dog buns.

Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when you’re in a better frame of mind.

The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars.

I’m a living furnace.

I want a giraffe, but I'm a turtle eating waffles.

My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey.

Everyone says they love nature until they realize how dangerous she can be.

Three generations with six decades of life experience.

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 Separation anxiety is what happens when you can't find your phone. After exploring the abandoned building, he started to believe in ghosts. He went back to the video to see what had been recorded and was shocked at what he saw. At last Jim liked driving around town with his hazard lights on. Be careful with that butter knife. We need to rent a room for our party. The most exciting eureka moment I've had was when I realized that the instructions on food packets were just guidelines. Garlic ice-cream was her favorite. Two seats were vacant. The door swung open to reveal pink giraffes and red elephants. It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her workout consisted of exercising poor judgment. Everyone was curious about the large white blimp that appeared overnight. The anaconda was the greatest criminal mastermind in this part of the neighborhood. He dreamed of eating green apples with worms. Excitement replaced fear until the final moment. Mary plays the piano. Patricia ...
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